Wuhan Flu Ain’t Nothin to Fork With

Note: I live in Beijing and had the idea for this song in late January, when it was being referred to as the Wuhan flu. Wuhan made me think of Wu-Tang. This has nothing to do with our dipshit President’s habit of calling it the China Virus or Kung Flu. Fuck Trump.

There have been a lot of wild stories in the press regarding the Corona Virus, or Wuhan Flu. Entire cities on lockdown; reports of death tolls that range from 1,000 to more than 20,000; tales of birds and flies swarming the city of Wuhan, attracted by the smell of death.

I am currently in Beijing, and while I can’t corroborate many of these stories, I can unequivocally state for the record that the Wuhan Flu Ain’t Nothin’ to Fork With…

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